synx:

adayinthelifeofgeorgeclooney:

“I don’t need anyone.” george clooney says, drooling over mechanical goldfish for $2.99 on Amazon. “I just need you.” He clicks ‘buy’ with all the intensity he can muster.

ive returned to tumblr to say: I binged 3 seasons (and counting) of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend in under a week and it’s beyond amazing and at times attacks me personally to my core? highly recommend if you like a+ bops and realistic portrayals of  mental illness and female sexuality

ice-light-red:

windycityteacher:

burntcopper:

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

WOAH WHAT?

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

harold-shes-lesbian:

this is too real though

nuggety400:

deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass:

apolloadama:

bigpapaonatrain:

This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe

ok friends i wanted to confirm this story’s accuracy before reblogging so i googled it and yes it’s TRUE 

AND ALSO the mom cat raised the lynx baby ALONGSIDE HER KITTEN so we have all these cute pictures of the lynx cub with the kitten please look at them

^^^ FAMILY PORTRAIT

I’m crying because

“Hi mama!! Ilysm you raised me and you’re an amazing cat! :) I’ll protect you when I’m big and strong”

Touch my son. I fucking dare you.

Beautiful

victoriaspedretti:

I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather… just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus

chloesdecker:

#mood

lifesanemotionalrollercoaster:

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

doona-baes:

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